My review of Amy’s Happy Critters, Inc. long term “care” facility – By The Cricket
The trip back to my natural habitat was not quite as harrowing as the banishment experience as a whole. There was a moment in transit where I feared being left behind in the dreaded Midwest again. I was forced to wear the harness and stuffed in to a box that fits under an airplane seat. Humiliating, not to mention uncomfortable.
About Amy and her pet “care” facility; the bathroom was spacious but only cleaned once a day, the beds were suitable, the food was edible but the portions were paltry – I nearly starved, the view was nice once the staff placed my heated bed in the window and put an entertainment center (bird feeder) on the roof outside of my window. As I have tried to make clear, the weather is appalling, horrible, unsuitable for felines, depressing and generally unacceptable but, I did have access to considerably more square footage then I ever have in California. Of course I could only access the entire facility when the dogs were confined at night and I had to fight off Monkey and Domino, aka The Black Devils, most nights but a girl needs a little excitement from time to time and they are wimps. Domino doesn’t even know how to hiss!
In short, should the small box that serves the sadistic purpose of cat transport container come into view again, I am NOT GETTING IN IT. I have no intention of leaving Santa Monica ever again, not even for more square footage. If my substitute servant, Amy, would care to preform her duties here where the the sun shines and water does not freeze I will hire her.